The Book of Mormon Missionary Positions

I love me some Mormons. They make sex life so interesting with their special underwear and under shirts and glowy things, damn they some strange people. Yet, I got to meet a Mormon missionary and we had a good time. So this is for you David. Love you till the kingdom come or Samuel L. Jackson, whoever prophet comes first.

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Hey y’al, Ah had ta commntttt awnnn wut Lucianuss jusss say about Mormons, deayy sur Izzz summ weirdd asss menss, butt aas much aas deayyy gots ta staayy celib8 tyl deayyyyy finish thuh missionaree job, deayyyyy sur got uh lot O’ explodinnnn ta do………..IN THUH PANTS, LMAO!!!

 

10 Comments

  1. It would be awesome if they were to put some of these shots in their “…and I’m a Mormon” ads, popping up allover YouTube.

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    • I’ll try to arrange that using just these pics and some nice church of Mormon music , what do you say? 😀

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  2. “I’ll try to arrange that using just these pics and some nice church of Mormon music , what do you say?”

    I say go for it.

    P.S. WordPress isn’t letting me reply directly to your comment. I don’t know if that’s on me, or an issue with the settings. Just a heads-up.

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    • I’ll try and check on it if I know how to 😛

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      • Nevermind, I can see the ‘reply’ button again. It might have been just my browser acting loopy.

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