Hollywood Claws – The Art of Insult

Most of us movie buffs are well aware of how Hollywood works. So it is no surprise that that some of our favorite actors and actresses were clawing at each other over some ole or another, but not just that, they also had real deep hatred towards each other. Enjoy these Zings and Burns from some our favorite motion picture stars.

Who can forget our favorite pair of all times, Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. These two hated each others guts for years and than they went and filmed a movie together. Can you imagine what must have been like on set? 53-18291-joan_death-1405622725“You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good …. Joan Crawford is dead. Good!” (Ouch!!!)

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“Bette will play anything, so long as she thinks someone is watching. I’m a little more selective than that.”

“She may have more Oscars … She’s also made herself into something of a joke.”

“Miss Davis was always partial to covering up her face in motion pictures. She called it ‘art.’ Others might call it camouflage—a cover-up for the absence of any real beauty.” (Burn)

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“Joan Crawford—I wouldn’t sit on her toilet!” (DAMN!!!)

“I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.” (DAMN!!!)

“Joan Crawford—Hollywood’s first case of syphilis.” (DAMN!!!)

“She has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie.” (DAMN!!!)

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The Age of Innocence

Ah, the good old days when we thought nothing wrong of something which today would pour public outcry if it were ever published or put on a billboard or even advertised in your Sunday paper. Somehow we lost our innocence, some of us more prematurely than others. I’ll never forget what my friend in 8th grade told me about what happens to a penis when it enters a vagina. He said; it either turns green or purple. He was dead serious about it and a bit scared too, and I wouldn’t blame him. Well, I exclaimed, that will never happen to you with me, it’ll turn bright gold. 🙂
53-19104-unintentionally-sexual-retro-14-1409013889Ah, the joy of your first golden shower…who can ever forget that?

 

53-19105-unintentionally-sexual-retro-20-1409013888Yes, you may have a Promise Ring, but how can you go on without dick???

53-19106-unintentionally-sexual-retro-1409013888Hans, how do you like my new Leder, you wanna take a closer look???

53-19112-unintentionally-sexual-retro-1-1409013890Chemistry class sure told young Billy an important lesson; never face a test-tube with balls attached to it….  Continue reading

Know Thyself II

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So WRONG, It’s Actually Funny as HELL

I found this posted on my page this morning by somebody else and had to re-post it here. Now, before people start yelling about how wrong, biased and racist this shot is, please stop to think of a moment in time where you saw something so wrong you couldn’t help but laugh your ass off. Most times it happens when someone we know falls and gets hurt, other times when we see someone dressed so wrong it actually seems right considering whatever said individual was thinking. So, when it comes to laughter and joking, there are no lines. If it doesn’t disturb you it ain’t funny…

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Dildo Mayhem by Zynga

The only game on Facebook where you don’t have to ask you friends to join so they can help you out to reach the next level. Just point and shoot your pink dildo and see if you’re good at getting it into the hole. Hurry up, you’re on a timer pal 😀

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Wrong Place, Right Time

I wonder sometimes who is so lucky as to snap a shot at the right time at the expense of some poor chap who happened to be passing right at that precise moment and make it look like part of the whole picture? Well, watch these shots and let me know in my new series Wrong Place, Right Time. Enjoy it…

For those of you who don’t know this ass, he is Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, you can tell what he got in mind…berlusconi 1

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